Most riders still haven’t heard the news—but buried deep inside the 2026 emissions and compliance updates is a quiet bombshell. No headline. No press release. Just a single line in the fine print that effectively bans seven beloved cruisers and big-bore icons from future sale. Not because riders stopped loving them, but because new regulations finally pushed old-school engineering past its limit. Today we’re breaking down all seven machines regulators are quietly pushing off the map—and trust me, the last one will shock even veteran riders.Let’s get into it.